Office Privacy, IUD's and Thong's

Listening to: I like all these girls
Feeling: Naughty

Yesterday’s Gym session was the best for a long time. It might be because I found a new AAA battery for my Mp3 or the fact that I varied my routine, I just know it was good because I felt a slight shakiness in my arms which means that I have pushed them hard.

I should point out here that although I probably sound gym obsessed, I do not look like a weightlifter/ body builder.
After going back to the gym for over 12 months I can safely say that I have a reasonable looking body.
At 6ft 1" and 13 stone I have never been what you would call fat (well not since I was a teenager ). On the other hand I find it hard to develop muscle. I need to exceed 2500 calories per day but have a fast metabolism and easily burn off vital proteins.
No protein shakes for me though, sticking to normal food!

Being a supervisor has it’s up and down’s, on the whole though I am blessed with a good team , they even make me cup’s of coffee.
Nothing is secret when you sit so close to each other, which means even conversations of about personal issues. I tend to try and discretely find a task away form my workstation when they discuss things like the coil and vaginal discharges.
Although I am their boss there are some things I do not need to hear.

Which leads me on to why anyone enters a profession where you need to examine other people, imaging the sights they endure.
I could probably do most jobs, with training, but I would draw the line at a chiropodist. Nothing has got to be more gross than fungal nail infections.
Probably why some smart arse advertising company has those type of television adverts scheduled for tea time, along with warts and verruca’s.

Now on a more positive note here are some comedians/ comedy characters I find funny (you can see that I am trying to distract my mind from thinking about aforementioned, can’t you):

* Bernie (Catherine Tate as Irish Nurse) - The Catherine Tate Show.
* Joannie "Nan" Taylor - The Catherine Tate Show
* Moz (Johnny Vegas) - Ideal
* Homer Simpson - The Simpsons

Oh bugger, my concentration has just been zapped by S, she has just asked if anyone has seen the new Thong, essentially it’s a piece of plastic that has no sides and clings to your body. Another of the team has just said you can imagine what’s going to happen on the dance floor. “Excuse me is this yours”? lol ….. Now I am am laughing so hard I'm crying.

J’s off to have her coil fitted, S is off to a training course and I am about to eat my lunch whilst trying not to think too much about thongs.

Sincerely hope everyone has a brilliant weekend.